I blame the collapse of the Red Sox on Jesus. The melting polar icecaps, the two supreme court nominations, Brad and Jen's breakup, the Tony Danza show, and now a 3 game sweep. . . Jesus is throwing his flock to the wolves. I think he better let up on the "batting practice" and get back to work if this Christianity thing is going to stay afloat.
Not the best marketing concept, but the truly devout can purchase these disturbing figurines here. Though I am heartened to know that Jesus appears to receive as well as he gives. (Let's thank the Reverend Doctor for the link.)
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nice.
real nice.
do you have religion?
i still believe in the red sox... does that count?
"Many customers have requested these Jesus Sport Statues depicting children other than Caucasian and playing other sports..."
How about Jesus Sport Statues depicting Jesus other than Caucasian?
you mean there's more than one jesus?!
There's Hispanic Jesus, Black Jesus and, of course, Jewish Jesus. (I think they're all the same guy though. But I'm no scholar of Christianity.) Perhaps it's a marketing thing.
And then there is Black Jesus.
black jesus = milli vanilli?
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