tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12393724.post115668290178792306..comments2023-08-21T03:55:21.795-07:00Comments on two sheets to the wind: buns of steelUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12393724.post-1157844113758772032006-09-09T16:21:00.000-07:002006-09-09T16:21:00.000-07:00Here are some records you might want play while dr...Here are some records you might want play while driving:<BR/><BR/>Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow - Funakdelic<BR/><BR/>Light Your Ass on Fire (Instrumental) - Busta Rhymes<BR/><BR/>Butt Dream - Detroit Grand Pubahs<BR/><BR/>Cheek to Cheek - Ella FitzgeraldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12393724.post-1157123628668449862006-09-01T08:13:00.000-07:002006-09-01T08:13:00.000-07:00I know this guy who contracts his abdominal muscle...I know this guy who contracts his abdominal muscles every time he's stressed (it was subconscious). So much so that he would complain that his abs were killing him and of course he had the 6 pack to prove it. Now, only if I could harnass the ass cheek road clench and the ab stress workout, I'd be golden and wouldn't have to workout my fat ass. Some people are just so freakin lucky.Laura's momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17093120094195689868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12393724.post-1156831771990396952006-08-28T23:09:00.000-07:002006-08-28T23:09:00.000-07:0001110001010010101001010110011101000011010001110101...0111000101001010100101011001<BR/>1101000011010001110101111011<BR/>1001111111010100001101000111<BR/>1010101001011100010101000011<BR/>0100011110101010111000001010<BR/>1110011010100001101000101011<BR/>0101000101010001011010000110<BR/>0011001110001110010011001110<BR/>1001100111000111100001111100<BR/>0100101010010010101010100011<BR/>1000000111111101010101011100babibihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07431303543817761585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12393724.post-1156801207838613832006-08-28T14:40:00.000-07:002006-08-28T14:40:00.000-07:00Damn, girl, I do NOT want to know what kind of "ma...Damn, girl, I do NOT want to know what kind of "marks on the world" your butt squeezes are leaving. Sheesh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12393724.post-1156773191235900042006-08-28T06:53:00.000-07:002006-08-28T06:53:00.000-07:00Maybe it's not OCD. Maybe if we taped electrodes ...Maybe it's not OCD. Maybe if we taped electrodes onto your buttocks, designated one as "0" and the other as "1," and mapped out the resulting pattern, we'd learn that you've been involuntarily transmitting a binary-encoded greeting from a species living near Alpha Centauri since you were in middle school.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com